How to celebrate TH´s birthday

A perfect gift- plan it, find it, purchase it, wrap it, give it.

Be nice to him- well, at least try.
Cook something good- maybe his favorite.
Don´t spoil the surprise- even if there is none.
Extra helpings of beer- fancy one.
Friends- celebrate with them.
Give him time to do his things- in his man-cave.
Help with the new washing machine- find somebody else
I- washing the dishes.
Jokes- endless jokes.
Kid, bring out the inner
Let other people plan the actual party.
Meet at a closed pub
New plans.
Other pubs available.
Party, pizza
Run from fireworks.
Smoke some cigars.
Tesla- is the actual gift. Well, riding it.
Use the bus- So he can actualy drink for once.
Wait untill he falls asleep.
CongratulationZ